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22 November 09

sistermarymartha:

andshesback:

IS SHE A HEAVY WALKER TOO?????

YES. She has these skinny bird legs and arms, she is a rather slight person, but you would think that a motherfucking bull was loose in the house.

I think I’m a heavy walker - I don’t know why, but I try not to be. It’s just that I’m not exceptionally graceful except when I’m TRYING to be, and I trip and accidentally slam things and, especially when I’m in heels, stomp. I try not to be super loud, but it doesn’t always work. For my neighbor below me’s sake I try not to wear heels in the apartment until I’m like 5 minutes from getting ready to leave, but something about my physiology causes me to stomp-walk, and I can’t help it.

Reblogged: sistermarymartha

Posted: 11:36 AM

Laundry outfit.

Posted: 11:12 AM

I am doing laundry today.

I am putting on dance tights and my sequin shorts to do laundry today. 

G-L-A-M-O-R-OUS.

Posted: 11:08 AM

fatmanatee:

whydoihaveablog:

JGL’s monologue/dance from last night’s episode of SNL, in case you missed it or want to relive the adorableness. (via sade)

It’s like Joseph Gordon-Levitt knew that one of my Husband Requirements is “knows how to prat fall”. It’s the most dreamboat thing you can do.

And a superb prat fall at that.

JGL recreating “Make ‘Em Laugh” just cemented the ceremonial hypothetical ceiling placement of his Tiger Beat poster. Seriously. Too much adorable and awesome to comprehend. Forget that sparkly vampire dude - I want to creeper stalk this one.

Reblogged: fatmanatee

Posted: 11:01 AM

JGL as Jason Mmmmraz = Mind Esplosion.

Also, I had no clue he was so FUNNY. He really played all of his characters so well. I mean, I really have only seen him in 3rd Rock from the Sun, but still. He is funny and adorbz and I just want to kidnap him to Denver and make him fall in love with me.

Posted: 10:18 AM

The Al Gore Weekend Update sketch is one of the funniest I’ve seen in a looooong time. Al Gore should host an entire show. He was also hilarious on 30 Rock this week…

Posted: 9:26 AM
Posted: 9:18 AM

The Denver Post is on fire today over Colorado college football.

Two headlines:

Expectations sometimes exceed CU’s on-field reality

and, the harsher of the two:

CSU loses 8th straight, clinches last in MWC.

The last part of the CSU headline? Hilarious, but truly necessary to say they CLINCHED it? 

Posted: 8:52 AM
This is better than the kind my Mom makes.

Best compliment ever? (via misskris)

Even better is when the MOM tells you yours is legit better.

Reblogged: misskris

21 November 09

Kate!

gamesockson:

Sequins. :)

Ironically, T was in favor of that as well, sight unseen. It’s so sparkly! It’s a shame my sequiny booty shorts and entirely inappropriate for the whole affair.

Reblogged: gamesockson

Themed by Hunson. Originally by Josh