The ‘Safe Bedside Table’ has a removable leg that acts as a club and a top that doubles as a shield for self-defence. This is for people who are willing to take on an intruder, providing an extra sense of security whilst in bed. This marks the largest threat to Clockys to date. By James McAdam.
Damn. When I first saw this in little size, I thought it was the leg lamp from “A Christmas Story,” along with a Red-Rider BB Gun and some type of disc also associated with the movie…
It’s getting so fucking cold here already - is it Christmas yet?!
